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Our new Rosados del Sur coffee gives us a place to collect these sweet, silky coffees and offer them in a larger lot size as something remarkable!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePink bourbon trees come from seeds that are a hybrid of red and yellow bourbon, and the cherries turn a pinkish orange when they ripen. We’ve heard from many producers that the pink bourbon coffees are more resistant to rust than other varieties, have a high yield, don’t require too much fertilizer, and some trees stay nice and short, making picking easier. The variety is actually not a bourbon at all, but rather confirmed by genetic testing to be related to Ethiopian landraces instead!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis iteration of the Rosados del Sur lot includes coffee from members of the Guacharos group. The Guacharos are a group of friends and neighbors based in Bruselas, Huila. 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This extended fermentation develops the explosive fruit-forward characteristics and wine-like complexity that Wush Wush is celebrated for. The 350 member farmers of this cooperative have dedicated themselves to preserving and propagating this rare varietal. Many of these trees are over 50 years old, producing lower yields but extraordinary cup quality. 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