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FAST FROM AMAZON

Get FREE coffee!

It’s the season of Lent. And we want you to join us.

Fast from Amazon, get free coffee!

No, seriously. 

We’re tired of big tech and large corporations running the show. With 30% of small businesses closed since the pandemic began, billionaire wealth continues to increase.

Billionaires also pay the lowest effective tax rate.

So we’re done supporting this insanity for the sake of convenience or to save a few bucks. 

Join us this Lenten season in fasting from Amazon (and other big tech buffoons) and get FREE specialty coffee shipped right to your door.

What’s the catch? Literally not spending money on Amazon. 30 days. And we’ll send you an 8oz bag of delicious specialty coffee. For FREE.

But we are ONLY offering this to the first 50 people!

All you have to do is sign up below! Don’t wait until heaven for your rewards.

#getmad
#fastfrombezos
#fuckbillionaries

Your information is private and safe with us!

The #fastfrombezos deets...it's easy!

~ You must have purchased something from Amazon within 30 days of starting the #fastfrombezos challenge.
~ You must go 30 days without any purchases on your Amazon account (starting from your challenge signup).
~ At the end of the 30 days, you must send us a screenshot of your recent orders page (the "past 3 months" option), showing that you haven't placed any orders for 30 days.
~ If you are one of the first 50 people to send us a screenshot of your account, you get an 8oz bag of delicious coffee right to your door! 

#FASTFROMBEZOS