FATHER NATHAN SIGNATURE

HERETIC BLEND

A blend that transcends, and is for every heathen, harlot, and heretic to enjoy.

RECEIVE SALVATION
Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend
Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend
Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend
Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend
Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend
Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend
Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend
Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend
Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend
Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend
Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend
Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend
Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend
Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend

Father Nathan Signature Heretic Blend

$16.66
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Over the years, I (Fr. Nathan) have never done partnerships or brand deals. It’s scary to tether yourself to another organization. What if they turn out to be assholes? Can I justify the product? Will they understand my crass and irreverent religious-based humor? So many things would run through my mind. Then I was approached by Mad Priest Coffee.

I like coffee, but I love people, and coffee has not always been kind to people, especially toward those who are actually supplying us with the lesser of the C-named stimulants. You have to work really hard to be an ethical coffee dealer, and, frankly, in our society, not a lot of corporations give a f+ck about doing that extra work to make sure that the coffee they are selling is being ethically sourced.

There are plenty of ways to enjoy your Heretic Blend coffee in its full bean form for all of your coffee snobs (no judgment, just an observation), and you can also get it pre-ground for those of you who are on-the-go folks, like me. You can even sign up for a membership to have your coffee shipped directly to you without the hassle of having to remember things. As a proud card-carrying member of the ADHD Club, this was a significant bonus for me (where did I put my card?). So, now you can get your coffee with a dash of heresy and none of those nasty carcinogens like guilt.

Origins // Washed Huila Colombia & Natural Ethiopian

SOME SINS ARE WORTH IT...

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Now you can get your coffee with a dash of heresy and none of those nasty carcinogens like guilt. 

Flavor Notes:
Debauchery
Shenanigans
Hints of Lust

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MEET THE DEBAUCHEROUS 

FATHER NATHAN MONK

The Father Nathan Heretic Blend is my personal imprint over at Mad Priest. I personally visited their roasting facility to bless the beans with my own brand of heresy that is seeped in loving your neighbor, being kind, and not putting up with anyone’s nonsense until you’ve had your morning cup of communion. 

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EXPERT & INNOVATIVE ROASTERS

We are SCA Certified Roasters, Golden Bean winners & a Good Food Award winner. We apply innovation alongside industry standards and constant continued education to perfect our craft.

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ONLY SPECIALTY GRADE COFFEE

We only buy high grade specialty coffee from Specialty Importers. We pay significantly above the C market price and develop long term relationships with the producers of our coffees by visiting them at the farm level.

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PEOPLE WHO GIVE A #%$&

We care about every area that our business is involved in, including our local community and staff. We are curious and always trying to learn. We also offer our staff equity shares and profit sharing options.

“To support an ex-priest is to condone his so called Satanic Epiphany and be dragged down with him!”

Anonymous Keyboard Warrior

“This man is deluded. May the Lord have mercy on him.”

Anonymous Karen

“An agent of Satan...”

Yet another review from someone who has too much time on their hands