👁 The Divine Details
- Origin: Colombia
- Region: Huila
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- Roast Level: Medium - Dark
- Flavor Notes: Best damn decaf you'll ever have
🕯️ The Sensory Sacraments
A humble attempt to quantify the ineffable joys (and judgments) of this cup.
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Body
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Welcome to the sacred realm of No Caffeine—where the spirit is willing, but the beans are... meek. We know what you’re thinking: “Why even bother?” But lo, dear one, some of us seek the peace that passeth all espresso. Whether you’ve sinned one too many times with a triple shot or you're just trying to sleep like a righteous saint, our decaf is here to absolve you of your jittery transgressions. It’s holy water without the baptism-by-fire. So go forth, sip boldly, and know that salvation comes in many forms—including this blessed cup of chill.
All natural EA processed. Organic.