Genuine Holy Indulgence
Genuine Holy Indulgence
A "get out of coffee hell free" card for the coffee sinner in your life. Choose the blend of absolution - Dark Night of the Soul, Sloth Dispelling, Matriarch, or a single origin - and we'll print it on their indulgence. Indulgence only; coffee sold separately.
ABSOLUTION, SOLD SEPARATELY
Indulgences: the perfect gift for someone whose soul really doesn't need to spend years in mediocre-coffee purgatory. Now's your chance to do for them what they can't do for themselves: grant full remission of their coffee sins, no confession required.
Choose from one of our bestselling blends (Dark Night of the Soul, Sloth Dispelling, Matriarch) or a single origin, and we'll print it right on the indulgence. Want their name on it too? Just leave us a gift note.
""Whoever conceals their bad coffee drinking sins does not prosper, but the one who confesses and renounces them in search of good coffee finds mercy.""