Wake up

and smell the blasphemy

It's back

Sorry Kirk Cameron.

EXPERT & INNOVATIVE ROASTERS

We are SCA Certified Roasters, Golden Bean winners & a Good Food Award winner. We apply innovation alongside industry standards and constant continued education to perfect our craft.

ONLY SPECIALTY GRADE COFFEE

We only buy high grade specialty coffee from Specialty Importers. We pay significantly above the C market price and develop long term relationships with the producers of our coffees by visiting them at the farm level.

PEOPLE WHO GIVE A #%$&

We care about every area that our business is involved in, including our local community and staff. We are curious and always trying to learn. We also offer our staff equity shares and profit sharing options.

Our story

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Wholesale

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Spreading the Good News

Don't take our holy word for it

★★★★★

Highly recommended for anyone wanting coffee that leaves your soul feeling cleansed like you just left the confessional!

Cleanse your soul

Matthew V.

★★★★★

Ye hath not lived untilst ye layeth the roasted bean of Yemen on thine tongue.

Seriously, though, this is one of the best smelling, and best tasting roasts. I recommend using an aeropress for the perfect extraction.

The Holy Grail of Roasts

Jonathan B.

★★★★★

Love the Colombia Coffee. A spiritual high every time i drink it thanks ton the saints!

Holy Taste

Bob H.

★★★★★

The sloth of morning is dispelled with a great cup of coffee courtesy of the mad priests and priestesses who prepare this wonderful product. Thank you.

Possessed! But in a good way...

Duane P.